almost a record

So my all time record for shortest period at a job was three weeks but to my credit I was still in training when I quit. I found a job I thought there was a chance I'd like and quit the one I already knew I was going to hate with a passion. Now anything that sounds like call center or telemarketing makes me break out in hives. Oh, yeah, now for the second shortest time of employment and first time being fired...that would be this week. I took a job that paid half of what I was making before because I was on unemployment for the first time and I really wanted to get back to work. I must be completely delusional because I thought I was doing a pretty good job. I know I was sure trying (and they totally got more than their money's worth). There was no "you need to fix this or you'll be fired", no write ups, just please sign this and go. If it wasn't so sad it would be hysterically funny, oh hell, it's funny anyway. I don't suppose the fact that I would have been there 90 days the next day had anything to do with it. Perhaps superwoman is looking for a low paying job with crap benefits not that she'd be quite what they're looking for either.