Job Hunting

As I said earlier I am unemployed but unlike the ones who were cut back, terminated, let go or as the Donald would say FIRED, I quit. Now I'm thinking it might have been more entertaining to have a nervous breakdown right there. One bad enough to call for guys with restraints and the police being called. I never think of the various fun alternatives until after the fact. Fact is I left fairly quietly. Anyway when I tell people I'm unemployed I feel bad accepting their sympathy because I didn't get fired. Now I spend my time putting in applications and emailing resumes to people who aren't going to look at them because cousin Dinky is going to get the job. I really picked the wrong family or I could be cousin Dinky...again poor planning on my part. Since I had the time and the paint was already purchased I've been painting the interior of my house. I was thinking it might be fun to paper one wall with all the "we received many applications from well qualified applicants such as yourself but...." letters. Just once I'd love to get an email that says upon completion of the interview process we have decided that not only do we not like you one iota but we feel that your mother dresses you funny. Please do not ever apply here again. Now that would be original!